He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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