Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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