is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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