how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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