If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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