YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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