dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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