Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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