Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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