did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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