discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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