Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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