FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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