Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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