this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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