Soap is not a condiment
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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