fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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