the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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