Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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