i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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