why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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