dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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