The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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