I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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