Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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