i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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