I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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