doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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