Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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