Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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