K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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