True but thats because hes a fetus.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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