Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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