When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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