she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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