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dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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