sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Your penis caused this!
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