can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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