Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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