just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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