Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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