i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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