I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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