If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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