I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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