whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am spending my child support on dildos
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You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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