whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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