And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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