So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize