she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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